Archive for March 2010

HOW CAN THEY CLAP?

I didn't know what to do, what to say
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^^ my face became staight, it rarely does that. RARE!

Where are/were the teachers?
None of 'em had the decency to just pick a nice Shake-ya-spear or some Jungle Book, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White play???

Where are the PARENTS?

If you know my "modder", you'll see the love she has for me.
HOWEVER!
If when I was Primary School, I didn't tell her what play I was rehearsing for (on that "its a surprise" ting) and come the show she wants a ticket....

The DISAPPOINTMENT! =[
It'll break me. << Don't think I'm being over-exaggerant

Still doe...look how big them toy guns are!!!!!


280,778 views in about 24hrs! 
FOR FUDGE SAKE!


iQuote:
MOTHER-FUDGERS

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What did the 5 fingers say to the face?



I was playing this while i wrote up the "Sidenote" post.
Then Mummy walked in, and then she....
she...

she...
she...
SHE
LOOKED
AT ME

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Sidenote

I dunno whats been happenin with me lately, but all this coursework, schoolwork, homework, lifework is taking it's toll on me.

My eyes have grown buldgy-er like I accidentally rubbed that your lippy friend - Vaseline into my optics, the previous evening (no word of lie)
I slyly feel like a MOOT, but osmosis saved my life.
Snookums is my witness :)
Well erm...over the last week [its now Monday] quite alot of weird things have happened to my eye....[is "happened" spelt with a double "n"?] =S

IM NOT STUPID!
=P
Im smart!

I need to stop this waffling before I procrastinate.

This guy's barber made a mistake, swear down he wanted a fade!



These geeezers wanted the whole bus to themselves



iHATE
This sort of random public behaviour.

There was no-one in that bus apart from me and the 2 guys, (or should I say "couple")
out of ALLL the seats on the upper deck, they both sat with each other and did all sorts.

[For reasons best left unknown, the picture of them osculating, is unseen]


.End of post

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One Thousand Hundred Million Miles

I could walk Up to Everest and back down, to stonehenge, then run to Tokyo and slide to the North Pole...
In these =]

Im not gona say much about 'em. They tell their own story.


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..One FINE Monday

Yeah. Erm. My Snookums has requested I post something up. Something fresh, something clean, something prestine, that she can look at, observe, read..
...Ultimately, make her smile.

So here goes nothing (maybe a life story [thats what blogs are for. DIMWIT] Oh)
Pardon my French

A-HEM!
Before I get sidetracked. GAH! (<< that light bulb above my head lit up).
That JME tune has been rolling over in my head, subsequently reaching my "TopPlayed" list.
Imma just say it gets plaaaaaaaaayyyyyyed OFTEN.
Reason is, the tune gets to me. Its like my motivator, my fuel, reminder.. etc.


Its not the girl problems thats the 'ish. its the BOOKS mayyyyyyn, got a mountload of exams in the summer and I'm stuggling. It drains everything out of me. =[

FAKH! MY iPHONE JUST DID A BLACKOUT ON ME!
White flash and everytin =[
yeah I cried!
#DONTJUDGEME


sidenote: I should've copped a pair of them Beatsz by Dre headphones, instead of sennheisers =\
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (<< i dont give a toss) Im literally just giving off gas

Ah! (light bulb thingy again)
Lemme write how Im feeling at this particular moment...

POO!
Sod it!

Tossa!

Fakkin Wan(ghhjfkkgk)er

HGHIEUHDFBJOUWHYIUQ^!%"8765673ygeGAFAGDFG

There's one thing to help me with these so called 'feelings and emotions'



not just 3. I NEED the pack

Ohhh yeaah! Congrats to Snookums, for finishing her 15hr art exam

Everyone, lets be happy.
Lets make a movie
=P


 









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The 3rd route to my heart

THIS HERE MY FRIEND IS CHIN CHIN!

My "Anty" got some NEXT TING going on - catering at them big african parties.

But yeah, Mother's day today. She popped round to say hello to her favourite nephew
And she dropped me these...


Have you ever seen Chin Chin in a packet before?

For those 'Chin Chin Virgins' Go to your local African cash&carry and purrrrrr-CHASE!

Basically, what it is...
Wikipedia says: "sweet, cookie-like fried batter of wheat flour and eggs"

I SAY: This is some sweetie snack, they're crumbly, crunchy, almost like biscuits and they make great snacks! =D
Sometimes I'd actually prefer this too popcorn in the cinema #dontjudgeme or I'll...=S Do a Tempz on your house and throw everything heavy and solid at all your windows :)

Been a week!
This vid from B and G
Toppin everything right now.

*That hat Gaga is wearing in the PussyWagon reminds me of something..=\ Pirate ship?
Check out Tyrese in the vid doe!




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STATE OF...



"My English is better than that of most English people"

If you've never heard an African father say that...and you're African. Put on your dads voice and say it in the mirror at your young self



On lighter matters
Nollywood is even going Premiership
NA-WA-O!




Salutations.

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"CHEE-HEEEEZ"



BIG BOY TING!

Yeah, this is just the intro to this.

you want more? go to www.gfrsh.com


I've just CLOCK-D! I havent Blogged in a while. Last posting dating back to 24th Feb and its now...


"MMmm that looks like 7th March". COS IT IZ!
Thats also the time when I started this post.
Im just gona forecast now how long its gona be till this post is actually published.
30mins maybe?

Imma be nice and cool with it, no free download links with this one

*FAK U LONGWAYS
(You should know who you are ¬¬)

I got a few goodies for ya though..[if you've been doing your homework and keeping up then this would be slyyyly just a relapse in your memory]

Quite a sick vid.



That "mini-luda" reminds me of the effect he used in the "Roll Out" vid, with that fish-eye thingy-ma-jiggy

On something more different
Here's M.I.A - XR2

This tune came up on my iTunes shuffle today/yesterday
My woofers were up and when the beat kicked in at 0.0001 seconds of the track my blood vessels THROBBED, some next Mutilating feeling. [I know Big words]


After playing it for the 14th time today it slapped me in the face. The beat is PROPER similar to that Major Lazer - Pon di Floor tune.



I know that ^^^ is the album version but this Turbo remix is soo much Lenger.

LENGNESS!
 



You see!!!!!
Ive been messing about on twitter...that I havent really been concentrating on this blog.
taking me 20minutes for 2 lines - I AM NOT DISABLED


Here's a treat for you guys doe!
SUBSCRIBE TO HER VIDS AND FOLLOW HER TWITTER @Sammiebella , SHE'LL BE GOING PLACES!



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Ok.
Now I've finished this post.
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How long did it take?




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