I'm not even gonna say 'no homo' anymore. It's invalid

I've come to realise, that the Twilight movies are not as chic as the "hype" deems it. It's action-packed! Wolves and vampires fighting in one film with mind-blowing effects - NOICE!

When I saw Jacob turn into a wolf I wasn't surprised. I knew from the beginning. Girls flashing his pics everywhere, made him bait. But to actually see it happen through my own oogles, was live.

I must admit the whole shnabble from the bit when Bella is running through the city to stop that DUFUS, Edward Cullen, from exposing his diamond flesh to the fight scenes in the Volturi was wonderment.

How can he chokeslam like that? That vamp defo entered WCW.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
I know I'm late, and I know it's still abit homo, but sod it! I'm gonna watch Twilight Eclipse.
The last scene in New Moon killed me.

Yesterday, I was bored and wanted to watch something: hence previous post. (READ)

I don't know what compelled me =S, like some force was holding my head straight, fixing my eyes, calibrating my concentration.

It wasn't too bad though - I must admit. It could've been all soppy and kissy kissy huggy huggy, but it wasn't. Surprisingly.

One of my boys called me when I was 15mins into it (the part when vamp boy - Edward Cullen stops the suv and saves brunnette's life) I was mildly shook.
I didn't know what to say, but I blaited it. I confessed to watching Twilight, then said "no homo" (obviously, the rightest no homo thing to do). Seconds, minutes passed, we got juiced up on boondocks tra-la-la la-la.

I had to cut it short, cos I was nearly involved and was dishing out some delish commentary to @SadeSnookums. (She's getting mentioned again because she called me a MUG, and she's a teeny bit beautiful. =P)
But yeah.
 
My boy was like *PAUSE*
Then I was like "yeah, just lemme watch Twilight"
[he seckled off my line]

I got some fenky thoughts that are just urging me to just double-click Twilight: New Moon. But I don't want you to think I'm on a hype, cos I'm not. Honestly. =S

Sidenote: What's homo about Twilight really? The combat and effects on it is next levels.
But it is a cross between beastality and necrophilia.
[sighs]
Ahhh well.

It's all over

I woke up this morning, tweeted from the iphone then I got a lil' bored and thought: "ahhh lets watch a movie". I know that when I tell you what movie I was looking for, you'll:
a) squeal
b) disown
c) *pause* and make me say 'no homo'

Twilight. I wanted to watch Twilight =[
Not because I wanted to, but because I must.
I actually hate everything about this whole Twilight thingy - without a reason.
So I'm going to watch the whole saga and find a few =P
(just know that @SadeSnookums is actually forcing me)

Reference to the picture above....


Lemme go find a UK one =P

I think torrents are safe, not too sure. But I'm putting my IP address on the line *fingers crossed*
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